amielitomasaya :)

That feeling when you’re answering a multiple choice type exam and you notice some patterns.

beben-eleben:

You’ll realize there’s something fucking wrong with your answers.

picanaorelatada:

HAHAHAHAHA. LOL LOL LOL EPIC LOL

We were born beautiful.

benclops:

but you were just born.

benclops:

kixnakamura:

Angry Boobs

Source: gizmodo.com

Ang mga magsusuot nito ay kailangang galit lagi ang mga utong.

ITS NOT ENOUGH THAT I SHOULD SUCCEED-OTHERS SHOULD FAIL :p

This is my eating routine

swaglikeweezy:

I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”

Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream

After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”

And repeat.

Kapag nakita niyo ng kaibigan mo na kasama ng crush/mahal mo yung crush/mahal niya.

luckygohappyboy:

JAN MISMO NAUUSO ANG SALITANG “PANGGAP MASAYA”.

When I’m about to ask my parents something

and I go up to them like

And they’re like

“WHAT?”

I’m like

damn nevermind